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Boss Demotivational Poster


TAGS: parent demanding moody boss coworker
Rating: 4.81/5

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mariand - October 14, 2011, 2:10 am

CHECKING IN - Like a Boss

OFFICE POLITICS #12 - 80% of your problems at work result from 20% of your boss’s stupid decisions


TAGS: boss sign wytch
Rating: 4.14/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 7:11 pm
Sounds like something Mitch Hedberg would do. Lol.
Verdeckt - August 16, 2011, 2:07 am
Post to Societies Mirror also

MICROMANAGEMENT - Bosses micromanage because they think they know how to do your job but they don't have clue about how to do theirs.


END YOUR MISERY - Shoot Your Boss

SARCASM - spicing up the world since 10,000 bc

TAGS: sign boss
Rating: 1.53/5

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Yeo - May 5, 2009, 3:38 am
I'd definitely go in a store with this sign. Great publicity!
Captain Douchebag - July 25, 2008, 11:09 am
Watch this ryan fellow be Tereso..And if he's not, then they're both incredibly stupid.
Drenix - July 25, 2008, 8:15 am
Oh crap... those stupid "Jerks - Spicing the blah since blah" have evolved into a Sarcasm post?... -sigh-

California Law -

TAGS: stupid california law coffee mcdonald s like a boss
Rating: 4.67/5

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steve1961 - July 30, 2013, 12:53 pm
Think that's bad? Just try saying "***** with a ******* rusty *****."
falloutghoul - July 30, 2013, 7:53 am
That's true. :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 30, 2013, 3:38 am
My wife and I laugh at each other. When we get bored of that, we make fun of passerby. When THAT gets boring, we laugh at our pets... I'm telling you, cats know when you're laughing at them :-/
GaryO - July 29, 2013, 3:20 pm
I swear it seems like only 43 years. Truly, both our demented senses of twisted humor have been a help. We used to point and laugh at others, now we point at each other, laughing our hind ends off.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 29, 2013, 1:11 pm
44 years? congrats.
GaryO - July 29, 2013, 8:41 am
I have a ritual; every day I get up. Trudge to the breakfast table. Smack lips. Scratch. Sit. Stare at, gulp down steaming h** coffee. Scream. My wife’s morning ritual is staring incredulously at her moronic husband of 44 years.
Renza - July 29, 2013, 7:44 am
Coffee is typically boiling when it is made, one should expect the possibility that the temperature of the liquid may still be around that point. Unless they're mentally deficient anyway.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 29, 2013, 1:38 am
Yes, but doesn't anything feel scalding when poured into the [email protected]? Just saying.
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:23 pm
Still stunned [email protected] was Censored... must be in that same California Law... I stand Corrected
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:20 pm
Wow... [email protected] is censored... **Sigh**
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:19 pm
5L's on the Poster.. My 2 cents.. Would you set a Water Heater in your Home so High that when a guest turns on the h** Water they receive 3rd degree burns? McD's should have had better sense than to set a Coffee Machine that high.. h** Yes, Scalding No...
Silverheart - July 28, 2013, 4:06 pm

Next thing you know, they're gonna tell you ice cream is cold. (I agree fully with you on this one!) 5(goodTOtheLAs*drop)Ls


TAGS: poor mental health but i think i can tough it out if you really need me boss
Rating: 2.84/5

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BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:57 pm
Either that or the caught him at the gate...and the guards split the gelt
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:52 pm

Is he still on the list? Maybe that old warrant he hasn't taken care of popped up and he is afraid of getting arrested, again.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:50 pm
Well now...I think that Mr. Roamer is up to funny business. He didn't come and see me on visiting day.
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:47 pm

didn't you get my gift? Roamer was supposed to deliver it.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:45 pm
What, I'm married?
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:42 pm

did you at least marry a women with all her teeth?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:37 pm
Self-Nazi could lead to deep dark depression, if not death
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm
Yuck... very Derek-esque.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm
Impulse is never a winner. In a crisis situation, the focused man reigns.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:30 pm
Well ya know, I mean in the heat of the moment, the old ph**ographic memory isn't what it use to be...and somewhere along the line they tell me I'm married
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:27 pm
Bone... you've been here long enough.... did you completely miss my chicken wire lecture?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:22 pm
Ya I know...last time I did that I was already in jail...they found the other bodies. So now I'm stuck in pros...Hey at least we got WiFi
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:20 pm
Talking in your sleep only means one more body to add to the pile. But, yes... it's a good practice.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:17 pm
No wonder they always catch me...and I always thought that it was because I talked in my sleep!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:14 pm
And drop the weapon... never forget to leave it at the scene, Bone.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:12 pm
Another one I missed 5 poodles, and don't forget to wipe the prints
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm
Heh, thanks SD. I'm sort of fond of it.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm
Agreed... Space with the pseudoephedrine-induced call-in!
spacedog - October 21, 2009, 7:08 pm
This one is very appropriate for today. It should be rated much higher too; excellent Haarakkon.
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 6:40 pm
Steve has an anti-social disorder.
rerun - August 3, 2009, 12:10 pm

waht about Steve...the 18th voice? He on vacation?
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 11:49 am
Thank You. From all 17 of us.
Ed-Hyde - August 3, 2009, 10:18 am
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:25 pm
I love the tags!


HOMICIDAL THOUGHTS - never looked this good.



TAGS: diddy plastic boss sleep
Rating: 4.5/5

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Sean - October 17, 2011, 5:28 pm
*snickers* "morning cou***"
Reality Lord - October 17, 2011, 3:04 pm

the morning cou***...feels resentment at driving her timmy to his school bus...lol5

water rescue -

Asian Women -

LIFE - Finding your place early in life makes the rest of the journey much simplier.

oh dear! Oh deer! -

BOREDOM - The things you do when your boss is out...


TAGS: boss workaholic
Rating: 4.94/5

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Greeny - February 22, 2013, 10:05 pm
There are degrees in driving abilities as well...
steve1961 - February 22, 2013, 8:37 pm
I agree...my girlfriend can build one heck of a sandwich...
ughomer - February 22, 2013, 7:54 pm
Greeny ~ women are fantastic engineers. The Hooterville Cannonball is a prime example just to name a one.
Greeny - February 22, 2013, 7:44 pm
What if it was a woman?
Rudedog - February 22, 2013, 1:20 pm
Funny. I think I'm the empty space,"called in sick".
GaryO - February 22, 2013, 10:54 am
Well, that is even more excellent. OCDers unite!! I have directed electronic engineers for 20 years. They would love this!
ughomer - February 22, 2013, 10:38 am
Thx Gar. I edited-out the caption "Blonde Secretary" (top car) and replaced it in deference to women. Perhaps I should have noted "NSFE" which is an acronym for "Not Suitable for Engineers."
GaryO - February 22, 2013, 10:17 am



TAGS: bossicide
Rating: 4.75/5

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INSUBORDINATION - may result in suspension "Maybe I'll punch the boss next time I've never seen Tahiti"

LIGHT SABERS - Sucks when your boss has one.


TAGS: cruel boss tricks
Rating: 2.55/5

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mooooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 3:26 pm
So true. 5 Lions.


TAGS: bosses unemployed fail lousy job
Rating: 4.88/5

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maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:24 pm
In The Old Days It Was A Pink Slip.



TAGS: a call to the boss
Rating: 4.25/5

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THIS IS MY BOSS - It seems I'm being tasked with an action item.

TAGS: work boss action item crap
Rating: 3.6/5

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phydeaux - January 21, 2010, 11:45 am
Thank you sir. Yeah, my boss comes back to strafe survivors as well...
pieman - January 21, 2010, 10:47 am
Love it. My boss usually circles back. 5 dive bomb stains on your shirt

IS IT THE SMELL OF FEAR? - Nah, that's just the Boss with somebodies last paycheck

The Boss Of It All -

TAGS: karma boss incompetence humor accident
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - March 25, 2014, 2:39 pm

Like a Boss.. -

the new boss -

Alyssa Milano -

TAGS: boss
Rating: 4.86/5

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multitasking -

TAGS: boss multitasking computer email employees
Rating: 4.71/5

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chickenlittle - September 23, 2013, 10:48 pm
So true cloudchaser!
CloudchaserS - September 23, 2013, 11:44 am
Labor saving devices save a lot of time, but all we do with that time is more work instead of enjoying it

what did you call me in here for? -

TAGS: boss
Rating: 4.67/5

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BOSSES NEED SURGE PROTECTORS - That way their mouth would be buffered from surprise spikes in their brain.


TAGS: yeah yeah i know boss
Rating: 3.97/5

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Derek - December 17, 2009, 4:13 pm
May be true in the US, but if someone said that here in NZ, I'd expect they were World-class.
Sean - December 17, 2009, 1:40 pm
I love this. It's great, and I should know: I've been making motifakes for awhile now."


TAGS: bosses
Rating: 3.86/5

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MEMORY - Memory may be a good thing, but the ability to forget is the true token of success.

ALL OF MY PLANS ARE COMING TOGETHER!!!! - Exxxcelllenttt!!!!!!

TAGS: the boss
Rating: 2.57/5

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STRESS RELIEF CHARS - Mostly useless to the story Always priceless for your mood

At Spanky's, inc. -

TAGS: chimpanzees the boss at spankys inc gimme dat banana
Rating: 0/5

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Silverheart - July 10, 2014, 8:59 pm

Silverheart - July 10, 2014, 8:59 pm

Ok, ok
Silverheart - July 10, 2014, 8:59 pm

Ok, ok
demon001 - July 10, 2014, 5:57 pm
Quit monkeying around!
demon001 - July 10, 2014, 5:57 pm
Quit monkeying around!

Leaders -

TAGS: trump democrat republican bosses leaders
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - August 19, 2015, 4:11 am
Beyond clever whatever that would be. a 5er
GaryO - August 18, 2015, 10:18 pm
This....is a composition.
mizzdizz - August 18, 2015, 8:44 pm
LOL! That joke was b-a-a-a-a-d!!!!(said in excellent sheep impression) 5 ROTFL lions!
spacedog - August 18, 2015, 8:31 pm
Nice one.
JesusWept - August 18, 2015, 7:43 pm
HAHA! Very clever. L L L L L

Pressure -

TAGS: dog cat boss
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 19, 2017, 8:58 am
Lookin' forward to it, adorable little fluff bunny! Oh wait...macho.... lookin' forward to it, you jackalope!
Sean - December 18, 2017, 6:17 pm
Well alright then. I'll see wot like I can do ... but ONLY because YOU asked ... in a totally macho way.
mizzdizz - December 18, 2017, 2:49 am
Moooooo, make some of your fabulous dark posters! PLEEEAAASE!!!!! I miss them! Too much sugar without the lemon is just plain nauseating! Got to have the sour to make the sweet taste good! My bubblegum only works when its played against the serious.
mizzdizz - December 18, 2017, 2:41 am
What can I say? These are all fabulous!!!! I hope you stick around! ^!!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 17, 2017, 8:16 pm

Kodiak Cakes -

TAGS: pancake mix kodiak bears taking a poo like a boss
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2016, 4:04 pm
It probably does. It's all the same crud nowadays. :D
mizzdizz - November 2, 2016, 5:44 am
I was wondering if it contained ground up Kodiak bear powder for that protein boost! Good one Cynic! Very funny! ^!

conversation with a cat -

I hate working weekends. -

Life's Choices -

Charity Fraud -


TAGS: like a boss mr neri
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 22, 2015, 2:05 pm
Thanks, Cern! It was a teacher's response to a parent who removed their kid from a drama program because she found out he was g**---FABULOUS response! HAD to poster it!
concern3 - November 22, 2015, 8:18 am
A great quote, nice one a 5er

There's only one cool boss.. -

TAGS: boss
Rating: 4.2/5

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last words -